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keepongaming:

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

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imagei wasn’t joking

glowesticks:

$5 glowjobs

glowesticks:

$5 glowjobs

mode-chanel:


slutformisha:

brevkdown:

flyingpenguinapparatus:

“My coffee got cold, so I made an owl with it.”

you made a fucking owl with your coffee

I can’t even make coffee with coffee

art

mode-chanel:

slutformisha:

brevkdown:

flyingpenguinapparatus:

“My coffee got cold, so I made an owl with it.”

you made a fucking owl with your coffee

I can’t even make coffee with coffee

art

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

ruinedchildhood:

Not gonna lie I thought this was fried chicken

Australian English - a Handy Guide, part 1
  • Pissed:

    either angry or drunk. Sometimes both.

  • Piss easy:

    extremely easy.

  • Pissed off:

    either in the context of being angry, or having left a place.

  • Piss Up:

    an event containing alcohol.

  • Pissing down:

    Raining heavily.

  • Pissed on:

    usually used to describe being rained on.

  • Piss around:

    dawdle or delay; procrastinate.

  • Pissing contest:

    attempting to prove one's abilities are better than someone else's, for no discernible gain.

  • Piss faced (see also 'shitfaced'):

    inebriated.

  • Pissy:

    either angry, or something very small.

  • Piss-poor/piss-weak:

    weak or disappointing.

  • Piss head:

    Alcoholic individual.

  • As an example:

    George and some other piss head got into a pissing contest, where George put in a piss poor effort and got pissed off because it started pissing down. He'd figured it would be piss easy to win, so he was pissy and spent the rest of the afternoon pissing around before deciding to piss off and avoid getting pissed on any further by the rain.

laughcentre:

don’t you hate it when you offer help and the other person says yes

WE’RE SOARING

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FLYING

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THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

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acutelesbian:

A five year old at the gas station said he liked my “bat woman” tattoo excitedly. His father condescendingly asked how many I had. I told him I had 11. He scoffed and asked how waiting tables all my life sounded and I said, “it’s alright on the weekends, but throughout the week I’m your son’s teacher.” He walked out without another word.

sh8-bit-angora:

needthisbook:

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

this literally makes me so happy

sh8-bit-angora:

needthisbook:

Ten Major Artists:

Wong Wong & Lu Lu

Wong Wong & Lulu

Pepper gazing into the mirror before a self-portrait

Pepper examining himself before commencing a self-portrait

Pepper painting his self-portrait

Pepper’s self-portrait

Tiger

Tiger the spontaneous reductionist

Misty in action

Misty goes off the wall

Minnie: abstract expressionist

Minnie, the abstract expressionist

Minnies finished work

Minnie’s Reindeer in Provence, 1992.

Smokey contemplating

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey painting after an hour in the catnip patch

Smokey at work

Ginger's 'Stripped Bare Birds', 1992.

Ginger’s Stripped Bare Birds, 1992.

Princess' 'Regularly Ridiculed Rodents', 1993.

Princess, the elemental fragmentist

Charlie the peripheral realist

Charlie, the peripheral realist

this literally makes me so happy

magicaldestinies:

idreamofjimmy:

works for me

I always found it so sweet that they actually took the time to answer these questions so that they could continue being friends with Jimmy

  • me yesterday night :

    lol who needs sleep

  • me today:

    i do. i need sleep.

  • me tonight:

    lol who needs sleep

wolfsisters:

people who change pronouns when they do covers of songs so that they sound straight are weak